Post by edmontongm on Dec 13, 2023 19:08:02 GMT -8
Hello Everyone
This is Miller-Times favorites insider Pierre Maguire and i have been on the hunt to find Pat Brisson's where abouts...
As the the Main insider for the WTFHL i couldn't've help but notice the offseason was gong a little slower than usual, Congrats to the Boston Bruins for an Excellent Season!
After a quick well put out draft by Josh, with a few surprising selections coming from the West Coast next up was Re-rates! Dan "the annoying one" Franz, who what i feel did an excellent, speedy job, kudos to that guy! The league will be pretty interesting this season partly due to your great work with re rates.
Next up, The super agent Pat "max deal" Brisson... ( crickets, crickets, crickets) Yes unfortunately it has been crickets since the super agent has decided to grace us with his presence again. Where though has Pat been? This has been the major question that has every gm asking and wondering as they try to sign their guys.... Where oh where is Brisson?
Well Folks thanks to a few players(who wish to remain anonymous) on a team very close to Disneyland in California, we now have found is where abouts!
Reporting live in Buffalo at Sheriff Woody's night club we have now found out, where Pat is Hiding, what he is doing, and why he has constantly been a thorn in all of the gms side in negotiations. I am about to go confront Pat while he is sitting front row throwing bills at a trans woman name RONda right in front of him
Pierre: Pat, Pat, Pierre Maguire here... Why are you at a trans woman's strip club, and why are you ignoring all of the gms?
Pat Brisson : Oh fuck Im caught * gets up out of his front row, bolts out of the club while yelling " Dont worry my babies, ufa is coming"...*
Well this was interesting, while i am here lets talk to some of the *er* ladies and figure out what's been going on here... Time to get a word with Ronda
Pierre: Hello Ron...da what has been going on with pat, how long has he been hiding here, he looks in rough shape?
Ronda: Sorry Cliental privacy, but my baby dad Pat bought me a nice new falls view house in Niagara just outside of town, i Cant wait for UFA i heard Patty is making sure at least 5 guys get Max deal, now get out of my face, i need to make some more money
Matilda: Hey there Pierre i'll give you some dirt on Pat
Pierre: Oh perfect, how long has Pat been coming here, what is his deal?
Matilda: Well Pierre, Pat has a real problem, he is addicted to us. He comes here every night, spoiling us, doing cocaine off of us, he even brings members of the Anaheim ducks when they come into town and that is always a great night. Were all rich because of him, apparently he is a player agent for some wtfhl and he rapes general managers in contract negotiations
Pierre: OMG how long has this been going on, and why are you telling me all this?
Matilda: Im Pat's least favourite, he told me i am too feminine. So fuck him, he has been doing this for years now here. He promised the owner to buy the place off of him once this new ufa is done with? He keeps saying he is going to get a nice bonus because of the suckers?
Well folks here you have it... We all speculated pat had a problem, now we know... Cocaine, buying strippers property, cocaine, and offering to buy clubs. Whats next?
Hopefully the powers at be come to terms with the fact that he needs help, we are all routing for him to recover properly.
hope you all have a great holidays and new years and looking forward to a Pat Free 2013!!!
Pierre Maguire, signing off!
This is Miller-Times favorites insider Pierre Maguire and i have been on the hunt to find Pat Brisson's where abouts...
As the the Main insider for the WTFHL i couldn't've help but notice the offseason was gong a little slower than usual, Congrats to the Boston Bruins for an Excellent Season!
After a quick well put out draft by Josh, with a few surprising selections coming from the West Coast next up was Re-rates! Dan "the annoying one" Franz, who what i feel did an excellent, speedy job, kudos to that guy! The league will be pretty interesting this season partly due to your great work with re rates.
Next up, The super agent Pat "max deal" Brisson... ( crickets, crickets, crickets) Yes unfortunately it has been crickets since the super agent has decided to grace us with his presence again. Where though has Pat been? This has been the major question that has every gm asking and wondering as they try to sign their guys.... Where oh where is Brisson?
Well Folks thanks to a few players(who wish to remain anonymous) on a team very close to Disneyland in California, we now have found is where abouts!
Reporting live in Buffalo at Sheriff Woody's night club we have now found out, where Pat is Hiding, what he is doing, and why he has constantly been a thorn in all of the gms side in negotiations. I am about to go confront Pat while he is sitting front row throwing bills at a trans woman name RONda right in front of him
Pierre: Pat, Pat, Pierre Maguire here... Why are you at a trans woman's strip club, and why are you ignoring all of the gms?
Pat Brisson : Oh fuck Im caught * gets up out of his front row, bolts out of the club while yelling " Dont worry my babies, ufa is coming"...*
Well this was interesting, while i am here lets talk to some of the *er* ladies and figure out what's been going on here... Time to get a word with Ronda
Pierre: Hello Ron...da what has been going on with pat, how long has he been hiding here, he looks in rough shape?
Ronda: Sorry Cliental privacy, but my baby dad Pat bought me a nice new falls view house in Niagara just outside of town, i Cant wait for UFA i heard Patty is making sure at least 5 guys get Max deal, now get out of my face, i need to make some more money
Matilda: Hey there Pierre i'll give you some dirt on Pat
Pierre: Oh perfect, how long has Pat been coming here, what is his deal?
Matilda: Well Pierre, Pat has a real problem, he is addicted to us. He comes here every night, spoiling us, doing cocaine off of us, he even brings members of the Anaheim ducks when they come into town and that is always a great night. Were all rich because of him, apparently he is a player agent for some wtfhl and he rapes general managers in contract negotiations
Pierre: OMG how long has this been going on, and why are you telling me all this?
Matilda: Im Pat's least favourite, he told me i am too feminine. So fuck him, he has been doing this for years now here. He promised the owner to buy the place off of him once this new ufa is done with? He keeps saying he is going to get a nice bonus because of the suckers?
Well folks here you have it... We all speculated pat had a problem, now we know... Cocaine, buying strippers property, cocaine, and offering to buy clubs. Whats next?
Hopefully the powers at be come to terms with the fact that he needs help, we are all routing for him to recover properly.
hope you all have a great holidays and new years and looking forward to a Pat Free 2013!!!
Pierre Maguire, signing off!
